Ogtoons

California forest fires miraculously extinguished by God

God made an unexpected appearance this weekend when he put out the numerous wildfires that have ravaged the West Coast in recent weeks. California residents were stunned on Sunday when a massive stream of yellow liquid poured out of the sky and doused the seemingly uncontainable blaze. The stream made its way across the coast to each isolated fire, culminating with a few last drops landing around Mount Wilson. Though theologians continue to debate the meaning of the event, everyone agrees that God’s intervention was most certainly a relief.

I hate people with annoying voices because no matter what they say, it’s always going to be annoying.

More Ogtoons coming soon! I promise!

I’ve been incredibly busy lately. Also, there was a killer on the loose in my area so I was distracted.

Just need to say something...

If religious people want me to believe in their god or gods, they should stop interfering with science. Because the only way I am going to believe in any sort of higher being is if I discover it through the foolproof methods of science.

Overcome Lactose Intolerance

cartoonpenis:

Here is my one step process for overcoming lactose intolerance to enjoy ice cream:

Step 1. Learn to love diarrhea.  Embrace your diarrhea.  Then, you can have ice cream and think “this ice cream is great, and I’m excited for the diarrhea.”

note: I am not lactose intolerant, so currently, this is theory.