Ogtoons

Cartoons from a wannabe astrophysicist.
Fri Sep 4

California forest fires miraculously extinguished by God

God made an unexpected appearance this weekend when he put out the numerous wildfires that have ravaged the West Coast in recent weeks. California residents were stunned on Sunday when a massive stream of yellow liquid poured out of the sky and doused the seemingly uncontainable blaze. The stream made its way across the coast to each isolated fire, culminating with a few last drops landing around Mount Wilson. Though theologians continue to debate the meaning of the event, everyone agrees that God’s intervention was most certainly a relief.

Mon Jun 1

cartoonpenis:

barelysarcasm:

cartoonpenis:

Bary the Salesman.

I’m 100% convinced that my roommate/homie Adam is going to make 100K off of his cartoons in the next few months.  He’s pretty hilarious and this stuff is just as good, if not better than anything I’ve seen on funny or die / collegehumor.

Unrelated/r3lated note - I’m so into his guitar.

WAIT.  This one isn’t supposed to be funny.  It was made by a retarded boy.  It’s inspirational.  Also, Craig helped.

Sun May 31

I hate people with annoying voices because no matter what they say, it’s always going to be annoying.

Sat May 16
Fri May 15
Sun May 10
Fri May 8

More Ogtoons coming soon! I promise!

I’ve been incredibly busy lately. Also, there was a killer on the loose in my area so I was distracted.

Thu Apr 16
Wed Apr 15
Wed Apr 8
Mon Apr 6

Just need to say something...

If religious people want me to believe in their god or gods, they should stop interfering with science. Because the only way I am going to believe in any sort of higher being is if I discover it through the foolproof methods of science.

Sun Apr 5

Overcome Lactose Intolerance

cartoonpenis:

Here is my one step process for overcoming lactose intolerance to enjoy ice cream:

Step 1. Learn to love diarrhea.  Embrace your diarrhea.  Then, you can have ice cream and think “this ice cream is great, and I’m excited for the diarrhea.”

note: I am not lactose intolerant, so currently, this is theory.

Thu Apr 2